Friday, March 27, 2009

Hi Friends,

This is what terrible of choice in friends you have, specifically, me.


A 33 pointer, that is unable to pronounce simplistic words such as, world, children, cruel, haunted, photography.
Has a very constraint vocabulary with swear words ranging from "bitch" to "fuck".
Attained proudly a 16/50 for a comprehension.
Fails in every possible subbject not meant to be failed and what is known to be "fun" to the majority.



Has triangular nostrils.
Has hair that doesn't grow.
Has zits all over the forehead.
Has heavy period all the time.
Who can't smile.
At all.
Who has a low sense of morale, pretty self explanatory.
Who has low eq and can't make friends.
Who is judgemental and unfriendly.




A future convict/prisoner of changi prison.
A refugee.
An assumed boy.
An assumed lesbian if not assumed as a boy.
A -gasps- "GRACELYNN".

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Oh the horror!

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