Wednesday, June 24, 2009

What if instead of saving the world – we say we are creating a new one?

We keep trying and pushing and forcing and transforming, and we keep adding and adding and we don't realise that by adding we are depleting.
We need to let go take it easy (live high).
We create unnecessary problems and worries.
Worries don't happen, we create worries.
We tell ourselves for eg."I'll have a bad day."
Change the mindset, "We will save the world by a bit tdy."
Every morning, I wake up, I don't think, I don't feel the least inspired, I do not have an objective, it's not living w/o worries, it's just throwing life away.
I can wake up with an objective w/o any worries, it's possible right?
I don't think that's why I feel my mind is so inactive, I keep creating reasons and excuses, why not take time to pause and focus on something useful for awhile, something to help another, inspire another, encourage another.
Gossips and rumours are what circulates social activity, but we can always create another form of circulation.
I think sometimes, it's because no one bothers.
Sometimes, it just takes you
to change the the world.

Sometimes I wish I were you, maybe my life would be better.
No, I request for a positive outlook please.

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I admit, I would have nothing t write if I didn't read freshness factor, sometimes, I feel so useless.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Natalia Vodianova







Why didn't God make me this pretty?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Blast no blast









Had a blast.



And not so much of a blast.

.....at the same place.

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This space is getting kinda mundane, no one comes, no one posts.
And I'm not exactly an eyepleaser.
I feel like giving up on myself and some ppl.
"Oh no! Not ANOTHER angsty post!"
I think I will fail o's at this rate.
Nothing intelligent to say besides..


There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more
sense than we have.

Don Herold

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not
to have taken it
.

Laurence J. Peter




Quite funny what.

kbai, idunneedchu norchu.

P.S: You need t screw off sometimes.
So what if you're cute, what if you have the brains! I'm.... BETTER THAN YOU IN SOMEWAY! MY NAME IS NICER.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY D


HAHAHAHA sorry manzxs but this OWNZ.

I hope you had fun, love you, im tired dowanda cont. nao.

Sunday, June 14, 2009


Dear Always,

Once a month, I open the bottom cabinet in my bathroom and I pull out the mega-jumbo-package of pads I keep down there because no one listens to me when I beg them to please take my uterus out and stomp on it. I don't want it. I don't need it. NO ONE LISTENS TO ME.

I digress.

I buy your brand because you sell the size that could arguably be used as a diaper. I've tried others, only to have horrible flashbacks of wearing my jacket tied around my waist all through the 8th grade because I'm one of those unfortunate women who bleeds like a hemophiliac and those dainty panty liners are a joke. It's like trying to put a band-aid on a severed artery.

It's bad enough that I have to buy the Tampax marked SUPER PLUS, but combine that with the pads that say, EXTRA HEAVY OVERNIGHT FOR MAXIMUM PROTECTION and I might as well have a sign on my head that reads, "I make the movie set of Texas Chainsaw Massacre look positively clean!" I'm sure it's not that big of a deal and no one really notices, but in my head, they're all staring at me and thinking things like, "Wow. Surely she doesn't have to wear both of these things at the same time! There's enough absorbency here to suck up the Hoover dam! Her vagina must be HUGE."

Anyway. I wanted to let you know that I appreciate you. I thank you for soft, dri-weave cover, for the flexi-wings and your 'one-hand release' - because, quite frankly, when you're peeing in the woods and trying to keep your balance so you don't give yourself a pine-cone enema, that one hand release for the backing is pretty darned handy - and although you use that "Have A Happy Period" slogan (and Wendi Aaron already did an incredible job of covering THAT particular topic, so I won't even try to go there), I think I can forgive you. In a few days. After the urge to kill has passed.

But, please. I know you have a team of scientists to rival that of NASA and someone there has got to come up with a better plan than the super-glue adhesive you have on the back of those sumbitches because if you don't put that thing on just so, it rips all your pubic hair out. And I don't mean the kind on the landing strip, I mean the kind on your taint, the kind that even when gently stretched causes pain that falls somewhere between setting your eyelids on fire and being punched in the spleen. Additionally, this always seems to be sneak attack that happens mid-morning. Adjusting my seating during our office meeting and then screaming, "MOTHER OF SHIT, SOMETHINGS EATING MY CROTCH!!?", didn't exactly get me a raise.

If doctors can make people in cigar tubes, you can save my hair down there.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Crystal McKnob

HAHAHA I saw this in scratchthevinyl.lj and it's from WWW.MCKNOB.COM



SUPER FUCKING FUNNY.
THIS IS WHY I HATE PERIODS TOO, cept not so jialat lah :D
hahaha, samuel so kootz.
okay del's bday thingo tmr and 4 days of sentosa the day after. baha

Sunday, June 7, 2009

MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL NAO



hahah my favourite shoot and ben's so hot!

WATCH WATCH WATCH :D

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My aunt gave me this Christian Dior Clarifying Masque and I was like using it ytd; I think my face turned whiter. =/



okayz i know damn grozz.


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Terminators!

(I look like I'm shitting and touching my privates in the rest.)



Cheers!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

There's nothing much t write/type abt.
I'm limited to one hour of computer a day.
There's homework, there's tuition work and there's the "dad-wants-to-kill-me-with-these" work.
+ revision.

I'm so fed up >:>:>:

Last wk;





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Something to keep me cheeer-ri-oh.

Everything is Possible.
I am God,
I am Buddha,
I am Imperfect
All at the same time
I am empty space
I am all things.
I have all the time in the world to do what is to do,
To do the timeless doing,Infinitely perfect within,
Why cry,
Why worry,
Perfect like the mind essence.

-mraz-
[Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac,
gifted by the beautiful Dawn Mitschele]

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Intended t put some lyrics but I realised how bored I get when ppl just ctrl c+v songs and all.

Anyway, gd music!